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Chuck Norris
DIR By: EmperorSkiratta
Date: July 29, 2011, 9:55 pm
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So, what facts do you know? I know that there was once a 3D
showing of an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. There were no
survivors.
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Re: Chuck Norris
DIR By: TheTrodaire
Date: July 29, 2011, 10:21 pm
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I know he uppercutted a horse and made a giraffe.
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Re: Chuck Norris
DIR By: EmperorSkiratta
Date: July 29, 2011, 10:34 pm
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...Chuck Norris blood
tipe is AK-47
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Re: Chuck Norris
DIR By: TheTrodaire
Date: July 29, 2011, 10:35 pm
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly
enough balls.
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Re: Chuck Norris
DIR By: EmperorSkiratta
Date: July 29, 2011, 10:38 pm
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In Soviet Russia, you do not kill Chuck Norris, he still kills
you.
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Re: Chuck Norris
DIR By: TheTrodaire
Date: July 29, 2011, 10:47 pm
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A klondike bar will do anything for Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris
DIR By: EmperorSkiratta
Date: July 29, 2011, 10:53 pm
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Mimes speak to Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris
DIR By: TheTrodaire
Date: July 29, 2011, 10:58 pm
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Chuck Norris is so tough, he has to have a concealed weapons
permit to put his hands in his pockets
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Re: Chuck Norris
DIR By: ReverseSceptile
Date: July 29, 2011, 11:26 pm
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Chuck Norris can beat anyone at kung-Fu. Oh wait! That's
right.....Bruce Lee's better.
XD
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Re: Chuck Norris
DIR By: EmperorSkiratta
Date: July 29, 2011, 11:29 pm
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If Chuck Norris had starred in Back to the Future, they wouldn't
have even needed a DeLorean to time travel.
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