DIR Return Create A Forum - Home
---------------------------------------------------------
The Court of Madness
HTML https://thecourtofmadnessforums.createaforum.com
---------------------------------------------------------
*****************************************************
DIR Return to: General Discussion
*****************************************************
#Post#: 4695--------------------------------------------------
Ask Black Hand...
By: Black Hand Date: August 6, 2014, 9:26 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
Oh hi! I didn't see you there, come on in and take a load off
total stranger!
I'm Black Hand, and you may know from some debacles such as
Chorrol, Memoirs of a Morag Tong Assassin, and in general just
having the most unpredictable demeanor of many on earth. All
true! All true!
I'm also a damn good adviser, and can use my skills in verbosity
to change your perspective in many things, or tell you if
something is just plain out of my area of multiple expertise.
I'm also hilarious on occasion.
So...ask away. Think of this place as an Ann Landers advice
column in Wonderland. Psychotic and trippy. Very few subjects
verboten!
#Post#: 4696--------------------------------------------------
Re: Ask Black Hand...
By: Black Hand Date: August 6, 2014, 9:39 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
Our first question comes in from Anonymous.
A asks: "What is it about men and getting off and falling
STRAIGHT to sleep?!"
Well, you see it's like this. Men are expected to be the
'hunters' in a relationship and to please their mate. Often a
great deal of effort goes into this activity and while still
pleasing for them, it can be quite taxing.
If it's a case that you did all the work, that dovetails nicely
into the physical differences men and women experience between
the final aspect.
After the act, both men and women release a cocktail of
hormones. In men however, we release more of a particular
hormone called prolactin. This makes us sleepy. Simple as that.
Plus, research has indicated that women tend to feel more awake,
alert and full of energy after, which can further build onto the
perception that we fall asleep right after. As well as the fact
that it is shown that along with this spike in vitality, women
will crave physical and emotional intimacy and attention.
Mother nature screwed up the wiring. :)
#Post#: 4697--------------------------------------------------
Re: Ask Black Hand...
By: Elisabeth Hollow Date: August 6, 2014, 10:06 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
You're damn right the wiring was screwed up >:(
#Post#: 4698--------------------------------------------------
Re: Ask Black Hand...
By: Uleni Athram Date: August 6, 2014, 10:21 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
Has Sethyas reached CHIM?
:P
#Post#: 4699--------------------------------------------------
Re: Ask Black Hand...
By: Kiln Date: August 6, 2014, 10:47 pm
---------------------------------------------------------
I would like to make myself more fancy. I'm already wearing my
monacle and top hat. I also memorized the phrase "when in
doubt, pinkie out".
What more can I do? ???
#Post#: 4700--------------------------------------------------
Re: Ask Black Hand...
By: Black Hand Date: August 7, 2014, 1:56 am
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=Uleni Athram link=topic=68.msg4698#msg4698
date=1407381679]
Has Sethyas reached CHIM?
:P[/quote]
Not exactly. Being the Nerevarine, he was the cause of a Dragon
Break; a phenomena of major events causing a shift in reality
and time. Time is lost, until it is put back together. Seth
lived in each shard of the break, and could remember each one
when he was reconstructed. The reason he could do this, was
because he was at the event horizon, and was 'outside' of time.
This also posed a danger to his sanity, so Akatosh did the only
thing he could, and made him into a Dragonborn. Now, he could
completely understand the flow of time by actually being a part
of it himself. Because of this, he knows that the universe in
which he lives is not what everyone else thinks it to be, and
that it can be 'stepped out' of.
[quote author=Kiln link=topic=68.msg4699#msg4699
date=1407383259]
I would like to make myself more fancy. I'm already wearing my
monacle and top hat. I also memorized the phrase "when in
doubt, pinkie out".
What more can I do? ???
[/quote]
When you stuff your boxers, try putting the socks in front. Back
bulges are a no-no.
Also, getting a flex pen is a great way to show others just how
pretentious [s]I really am[/s] you really are!
#Post#: 4701--------------------------------------------------
Re: Ask Black Hand...
By: Kiln Date: August 7, 2014, 2:12 am
---------------------------------------------------------
Thanks for the advice. Man have I been doing it wrong...
#Post#: 4705--------------------------------------------------
Re: Ask Black Hand...
By: mirocu Date: August 7, 2014, 4:20 am
---------------------------------------------------------
Hey Blackie! When I´m done with all the work I need to do with
the excavator, should I hang on to it or sell it and get my
money back?
#Post#: 4724--------------------------------------------------
Re: Ask Black Hand...
By: Black Hand Date: August 7, 2014, 7:56 am
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=mirocu link=topic=68.msg4705#msg4705
date=1407403229]
Hey Blackie! When I´m done with all the work I need to do with
the excavator, should I hang on to it or sell it and get my
money back?
[/quote]
Hey there, yourself!
I think this is a simple matter of math versus value. If you
have a constant and legitimate need for the excavator for future
projects, and it's not the proverbial white elephant, that is
costing you money to simply have, you may wish to consider the
advantage of just having it handy. Especially if it's something
you can't get at three in the morning during an emergency.
However, if it looks to be cost-effective to simply return it
for the money back and it's something that could be eliminated
from a clutter-free, simple life without too much hassle when
the next time comes to use it, than this might be the right
choice.
Usually, I ask myself if I'm going to need, use, or want
something in six months time before I either purchase or hold
onto it. I prefer a spartan, minimalist life and don't want to
become owned by the things I own.
#Post#: 4729--------------------------------------------------
Re: Ask Black Hand...
By: mirocu Date: August 7, 2014, 10:08 am
---------------------------------------------------------
[quote author=Black Hand link=topic=68.msg4724#msg4724
date=1407416192]
Usually, I ask myself if I'm going to need, use, or want
something in six months time before I either purchase or hold
onto it. I prefer a spartan, minimalist life and don't want to
become owned by the things I own.
[/quote]
A very good advise and way of thinking in general. Everything
needs maintenance which require money and time and one has to
ask himself if it´s worth it.
As you say it could be wise to hang on to it for future projects
even when we´re done with the transformation of the farm. It´s
small enough to not be in the way and it´s not hard to maintain.
I think I´ll know what to do but I wanted to get second opinions
from the wise Blackie. So thanks! ;D
*****************************************************
DIR Next Page