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Funniest jokes
By: King Of Beasts Date: April 30, 2014, 2:07 pm
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Here, you can share funny puns, jokes, etc.
I'll go first ;D
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
[move]You kick his sister in the jaw.[/move]
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Re: Funniest jokes
By: McBadgere Date: April 30, 2014, 2:49 pm
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Two oranges walking down a road...
One says to the other, "So where do you live?"
The other says, "I'm not telling you, you might nick me
washing..."
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Re: Funniest jokes
By: mirocu Date: April 30, 2014, 4:51 pm
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I pretty much like anything starting with " A horse walks into a
bar..."
:P
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Re: Funniest jokes
By: Callidus Thorn Date: April 30, 2014, 4:58 pm
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Hillbilly joke?
Here we go:
A Hillbilly decides she's had enough kids, and tells her husband
to get a vasectomy.
He goes to the doctor, who tells him it's a very simple
procedure "put a cherry bomb in a beercan, then count to ten"
the doc says. Now the husband thinks that can't be right, and
gets a second opinion. The second doc agrees with the first.
SO he chugs a can of beer, drops a lit cherry bomb in, and
starts counting. 1...2...3...4...5. At this point he looks
around, shrugs, and wedges the can between his legs while he
continues counting.
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Re: Funniest jokes
By: King Of Beasts Date: April 30, 2014, 5:38 pm
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Damn thorn, that's a pretty good one :D
I've got one:
How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
Throw in a bar of soap.
I got another one:
Two hillbillies walk into a bar to wash the dust from their
throats and grab a beer. They are standing at the bar drinking
their beers and talking about current cattle prices when all of
a sudden a woman at a nearby table, who was eating a sandwich,
begins to choke. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and
says, "Kin ya swaller?" The women violently shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" the other asks. The women doesn’t answer
begins to turn blue. The hillbilly then runs up behind her,
lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and runs his tounge
all over her ass in a circular motion until finally the woman
becomes shocked and it send her into a violent spasm and the
obstruction flys from her mouth. As she begins to breathe, the
hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from
his beer. The other hillbilly says to his friend, "Ya know?
I’d heard of that there HIND LICK MANEUVER, but, I aint
ever seen nobody do it."
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Re: Funniest jokes
By: mirocu Date: May 1, 2014, 2:49 am
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Re: Funniest jokes
By: King Of Beasts Date: May 6, 2014, 8:04 pm
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A married couple was walking down the street when an alien
spacecraft landed in front of them. A married alien couple
walked out and said, ''Hello, earthlings, we come in peace. We
are scientists from the planet GRUDO-X and we want you to tell
us all about your planet.''
So they talked for hours, until they came to the subject of sex.
The humans told the aliens how humans have sex and the aliens
were in shock! It was very similar to the way the aliens did it.
The men in the group decided to have a little experiment with
switching wives for a night.
When the human woman saw the alien man undress, she immediately
laughed at his ''thing.'' The alien looked down and said, ''Oh,
I'm sorry. I forgot.'' And he hit his head twice and ''it'' grew
at least two feet. The woman said ''Wow! That's impressive, but
I could snap that thing if I wanted to.'' So the alien pulled
his ears twice and it expanded. The two had the greatest sex of
their lives.
The next morning the human man came for his wife and asked,
''How was it?''
The wife replied, ''Great!''
The man said, ''Well, for some strange reason the alien woman
kept jumping on me, pulling my ears and hitting me on the head,
screaming, 'It's broken! It's broken!'''
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Re: Funniest jokes
By: mirocu Date: May 7, 2014, 1:59 am
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I remember this one
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