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Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: Kiera Pearson
Date: October 5, 2013, 4:29 pm
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Lab technician Jennifer
She passed my litmus test.
You might say her Bunsen burner
Burnt more brightly than the rest
These FERMIUM feelings
They were CHLORINE at my heart;
I could BARIUM it no longer,
And though I was TUNGSTEN-tied,
I had to take the LEAD,
I had to CAESIUM the day,
You reap just what you SODIUM,
So this is what I cried:
"Hallo Jen, with your eyes of COBOLT blue,
A MANGANESE-ly fall in love with you
Too ALUMINIUM moon
I have worshipped from afar!"
I know these puns are bad,
But I have SULPHURed for my art.
"Foxy Jen, I am in ARGONy
As I gaze upon your charms!
Let's go BROMINE in the gloaming arm-in-arm!
Don't RADON my parade,
I'm not like those other CADMIUMs.
I really like your pigtails."
She said "Thank you,
I've been PLATINUM."
Despite my a-BISMUTH chat-up line
She agreed to go CARBON-dating.
We took in a show at the PALLADIUM.
(Just so as you know, palladium is an element as well as the
name of a theatre.
But now I've explained that
The verse won't SCANDIUM.)
We had dinner at a periodic table set for two,
I bought her some flowers:
They were GERMANIUMs.
Was there really chemistry?
Would she form a compound just with me?
As the night KRYPTON
I gladly walked her homium.
I got down on one NEON,
And as I knelt upon the FLUORINE,
I said, "URANIUM supreme in my eyes!
IODINE you, I adore you,
And I ZINC I've fallen for you,
Will you marry me and HELIUM the heartache
That I feel deep inside?"
She said "Yes!" and from XENON
We have never been apart.
Day and NITROGEN are filled with constant joy.
Life is never BORON
With my chemical sweetheart.
Now we have a wonderful bouncing
Test-tube baby boy.
#Post#: 4119--------------------------------------------------
Re: Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: Rita Arthurs
Date: October 6, 2013, 8:54 am
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What the heck is this?
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Re: Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: Kiera Pearson
Date: October 7, 2013, 11:56 am
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A song
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Re: Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: Rita Arthurs
Date: October 7, 2013, 12:11 pm
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I can see THAT. Just...why?
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Re: Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: Kiera Pearson
Date: October 7, 2013, 12:15 pm
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felt like it
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Re: Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: Rita Arthurs
Date: October 7, 2013, 12:37 pm
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Why don't you feel like writing about the CHRONICLES instead?!
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Re: Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: Kiera Pearson
Date: October 7, 2013, 12:40 pm
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I c+p'd not wrote it out, dummkopf
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Re: Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: TLangston
Date: October 7, 2013, 1:15 pm
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I must admit, it is SERIOUSLY random!
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Re: Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: Rita Arthurs
Date: October 7, 2013, 1:21 pm
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That's even worse
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Re: Lab technician Jennifer
DIR By: Kiera Pearson
Date: October 7, 2013, 1:33 pm
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I was listening to it and reminded of how I would make you
listen to it until your ears bled if you made one more science
pun
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