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Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 15, 2021, 7:47 pm
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The world paper tearing champion has died...
RIP!
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Re: Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 15, 2021, 7:48 pm
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When I was baptised, the vicar wore a fake moustache...
It was a blessing in disguise!
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Re: Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 15, 2021, 7:49 pm
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I've been having real problems with nuisance phone calls lately.
The most common one seems to be: "You said you'd be home from
the pub three bl**dy hours ago!"
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Re: Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 15, 2021, 7:49 pm
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I've just started a book about anti gravity
I can't put it down!
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Re: Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 15, 2021, 7:50 pm
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Got some racing geese for sale.
Let me know if you want a quick gander
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Re: Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 17, 2021, 6:43 pm
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BBC NEWS: "Iceland shaken by more than 50,000 earthquakes in
three weeks"
Hope this won't affect my delivery tomorrow!
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Re: Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 17, 2021, 6:46 pm
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Everyone is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount
of alcohol to see it.
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Re: Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 17, 2021, 6:49 pm
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What do you call a bear who’s lost all its teeth? – A gummy
bear!
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Re: Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 17, 2021, 6:50 pm
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I used to breed rabbits.
Then I realized they can handle it themselves.
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Re: Jokes
By: Rebbonk Date: March 17, 2021, 6:51 pm
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Meanwhile in a parallel universe: “Oh for God’s sake! Where are
all these extra single socks coming from?”
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