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Crazy's Book OF stories !
By: Crazyperson101 Date: July 31, 2014, 6:35 pm
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First one EVER : The Chicken, Mama Odie and Food Poisoning
Here is the WHOLE story ....
Back in time, A long time ago there lived a Purple people eater
that love to Eat ORANGE people.....After he ate, he Turned into
elvis who A Fat Toad who ate nothing but Spem and some goo made
out of Horse dung and Alien brains, afterwards he would always
Prance around happily in In his underwear while singing About
how his carry drunk cats home to their old cats ladies who would
swim in water VOLUNTARILY while her dogs are peeing in it, while
looking at. Then, they Jumped out and clawed out they eyes of
the REALLY FAT UGLY and a chicken that didn't see them come, cuz
it was a fat old lady who then went running naked after the
chicken cause the chicken had stolen her hair, because the
chicken wanted to lay her eggs in it and but then all of a
sudden the chicken ran onthe raod and tipped over a car that
almost hit it, but luckily it was a Smart car so when it hit the
tree, it bounced back on the road and then it kept bouncing
until it fell over a cliff and hit Old King Cole , Who was a
Very old Soul and he always was so grumpy because he had a
little stone in his Cake that rolled off and fell down the cliff
and his the owner of the smart right in the head while The
naked old lady grabbed the chick causing the driver too crash
out over the cliff, and yelling very big FFFFFFUUUUUU and then
crashed and burned, Meanwhile the naked old lady stomping back
to her house finally got there , went in and threw the chicken
in the oven, but she forgot to turn it on so The chicken sqwaked
and sqwaked till finally, the now fully clothed old lady opened
the oven so the chicken ran out and pulled the ladies clothes
off and The old lady grabbed her shot gun and started shooting
and accidenlty shot a hunter standing in her window, eating a
cat pie she baked earlier cause she has bad diabete's and she
can't eat raw cats, so she have to cook one of her many cats and
then she died of a heart attack on the floor beacause one of the
cat had ate a mouse that had ate rat poison From rats she didn't
have dreamt of since she was a little boy, but... Got lost in
the owods and forgot all about it cause and had to flee fast
because the old little boy lady was after it and that's why she
died and had a heart attack. Mean while, the chicken that got
away have found a hideout in the hunters bag, that some teens
stole Ballons that would make them float to the australia, where
they would meet the worlds oldesst man Who sadly died today at
age .... 197, which was not so far from the worlds second oldest
man at age Cause MAma Odie is 197 year old blind lady is the
chickens great great great great great great great chicken owner
and she found her, took her home and cooked her in a stew and
she lived happily ever after ... till she died of food poisoning
from the chicken she had ate
The end
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Re: Crazy's Book OF stories !
By: DarkHorse4eva Date: July 31, 2014, 6:40 pm
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y'know, we COULD sell this as Ebook, and earn money for the site
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