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#Post#: 7855--------------------------------------------------
Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: OGluke Date: January 10, 2013, 11:58 am
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“What brings a girl like you to my shop?
“Payback.
Mobster: You’re too young for the violence, go get yourself an
education than maybe we'll do a transaction someday.
“Tell it to the gun pointed between your legs!
Mobster: You can't be serious! What..what is it you want some
souvenirs, i got T-shirts 2bucks a piece. Take them and share
em' amongst your friends.
“Fuck you! My date is with destiny.
Mobster: Aint nobody by the name of that here, maybe you've been
given the wrong address huh?
“D’anthony.
Mobster: Okay, i'm attentive.. what about him?
“He's a dead man.
BANG!
Mobster: Crazy bitch! What's the matter with ya shooting a gun
for!? Fucking kids these days with your wild imaginations. Go
blow your load at some other store. On second thought, i'll
notify him of your visit. Perhaps you get your payback and i
never have to see that rat face of his again. You get this done
i'll even throw in the fancy pens.
“Yo anthony, strange girl out front wanting to kick your ass
whaddya do?
Anthony: Ha-ha! Let that cunt come back here. I’ll give her a
talking too she won't forget, ha-ha.
Mobster: Normally we don’t let the groupies back stage, but
you.. Your something special aye. Remember my offer.
"Shove off tub of lard.
Anthony: Awe, I was expecting a real treat but my pal's a
trickster! That is not a classy look for a girl your age, i have
a dressing room for you to change into.
“You murdered my father.
Anthony: So them's the deets. Daddies little girl grown up
turned vengeful whore. I killed a lot of people besides your old
man sweety. Business is business sugar cane.
"I'll never forgive you for what you did. My life was hell all
because of you. At last i'll have closure once your dead.
Anthony: Oh a big bad killer. Baby, I love the game we’re
playing. I fucking want you to know that I personally fucked
your daddy in the ass all night long! Me and him went back in
fourth, he favored the top so i gave it to him and popped his
ass like fresh baked goods.
“Your a sick bastard!
Anthony: Oh I am baby! I need a doctor badly to cure me of my
illness of loving your dad too much. His plump rump was full of
cum inserted by my huge cock fitted like a sleeve in your
daddies asshole.
“Get your hands off of me!
Anthony: No no no, don’t escort her off yet. I’m not done
telling her about fucking the old man pussy! Was good for me and
he loved every minute of it. I gave the bastard oral aids of the
mouth from all the hardcore sucking action. Beats using a vacuum
cleaner and your brother james, i'm coming for him next. We're
gonna enjoy a nice game of fetch the balls win a prize! A man
with my kind of reputation can make things a whole lot worse so
you drop this vendetta of yours or something hugely awful will
befall sweet james. Didn't your pops warn you about strangers or
was the cock too big for him to comprehend? Get outta my face
with this avenging daddy crap. I got an important meeting to
attend to and i'm not to be bothered with your silly antics. See
ya laters.
"Count on it.
#Post#: 7856--------------------------------------------------
Re: Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: OGluke Date: January 10, 2013, 1:23 pm
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Mobster: Didn't go so well huh?
"Leave me alone already!
Mobster: I feel bad for you, i mean i hardly knew you till today
but your story is so reminiscent of mine.
"This goes beyond someone stealing a cookie jar.
Mobster: Oh that's amusing. No what D did was get me kicked out
of the committee. It might surprise you but i was once a big
time don. People used to refer to me as the king of Dianis.
"King of Dianis?
Mobster: This whole fucking city bowed down but i had slipped on
the rug breaking nothing but my fall, was the end of me. I never
caught your name.
"It's Mia.
Mobster: Mia's such a beautiful name. Was my grandmother's too.
Mia: You're shitting me right?
Mobster: I shit you not. When she passed my entire family went
nuts over her will. I was left with the shop which is now
controlled by Angelo and his pack of goons.
Mia: I'm gonna kill that sonofabitch.
Mobster: Not in your condition you aint.
Mia: You can bet me if you want.
Mobster: Firstly, you need to get a grip on reality before you
go in shooting. Luckily Anthony had a meeting else you'd be
dead.
Mia: Where is this meeting taking place?
Mobster: Woah, i aint telling you where! You took your shot and
missed, time for you to move along.
Mia: Are you forgetting i still have a gun?
Mobster: A small tip, a person with a gun aint shit unless
they're willing enough to pull the trigger in which case you
should learn how to aim accurately before getting your revenge.
Mia: I guess so.
Mobster: See, you're not even sure of this yourself. Who was
your father anyhow?
Mia: Oh you probably wouldn't know him even if i told you.
Mobster: Fucking try me.
Mia: Terry Bennet.
Mobster: No kidding?
Mia: I shit you not.
Mobster: Kid, your father was a legend. I knew of terry very
well.
Mia: He was!?
Mobster: One of the best soldiers to ever march in the Dividico
Family.
Mia: The Dividicos were a force to be reckon with if you were
caught in the crossfire is what my dad told me.
Mobster: They were, the tip of the iceberg until the Falcarinos
got a big head and decided to clean house murdering everyone
including Terry. Yep afterwards the remaining few went our
separate ways. I started up a family and eventually took over
before later accepting a truce with the Falcarinos, a big
fucking error in judgment. I hate those fuckers with a passion
but what's done is done. Nothing i do will change my fate. I'm
stuck working for Angelo till the day i die. This is my curse
for my betrayal.
Mia: If i manage to kill him..
Mobster: A very big IF. In the name of your father, if i help
you to kill Angelo, i want you to promise me something in
return.
Mia: What would that be?
Mobster: That you won't get mixed up in this fucked up life of
ours.
Mia: I promise.
Mobster: Hey, don't promise unless you mean it.
Mia: You have my word.
Mobster: Sheesh can't believe i'm doing this, helping a kid to
kill a man. Alright, i can recommend somebody that may or may
not be able to assist you with your "problem" get my drift?
Mia: Oh we're speaking in code now, that's cool.
Mobster: Hey, this aint fucking kindergarten! Either you take
this serious or i walk.
Mia: Okay, okay i'm listening to you loud and clear.
Mobster: There's this friend, goes by the name of Mobster Joe.
Joe's not really in the mafia only he likes to pretend. And
while he lacks the ethnicity background required to join our
club, Joe is overly compensated in explosives. You name it he's
got it.
Mia: This friend of yours is an expert in demolitions?
Mobster: Arnt you a quick learner. He'll supply you with what
you need to get this burden of yours lifted.
Mia: Okay but what worries me is that i'll be blown up before we
meet!
Mobster: The least i'll do is call ahead so Joe knows not to
blow you to smithereens.
Mia: Um, thanks?
Mobster: alright you said your peace, move along now Mia.
#Post#: 7857--------------------------------------------------
Re: Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: Wetbizket Date: January 10, 2013, 3:17 pm
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A revenge story, me likey. The first chapter was a little whow,
but it has a good story to it!
#Post#: 7858--------------------------------------------------
Re: Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: OGluke Date: January 10, 2013, 3:27 pm
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yeah it's abit iffy. Angelo was mocking Mia's dead father but
the joke went too far and she wants his head on a stick.
#Post#: 7859--------------------------------------------------
Re: Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: OGluke Date: January 10, 2013, 3:47 pm
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Mia: Hello? I was told to come over, please dont kill me.
"Aye just who the fuck do you think you're talking too girly!?
Mia: Are you Mobster Joe? I was informed of his skills, talent
if you will in getting rid of people problems.
Joe: You’re the gal who wants to have Anthony killed?
Mia: No, i want that cold hearted bastard utterly destroyed with
no trace of him left!
Joe: Congratulations, you've come to the right place. *phone
rings* This is Joe whaddya know? Ah Really, damn i'll get there
as fast i can.
Mia: Where are you going?
Joe: To put in work. You're welcome however to come and observe
how a real mobster takes care of his business.
Mia: Are you inviting me?
Joe: Yeah, okay. You coming or not?
Mia: Sure i'll ride then you help me to kill D'angelo?
Joe: You've got a deal.
- BATTLEGROUND -
Joe: This is Joe whaddya know?
'We're getting slaughtered like lambs ya bum get your ass down
here!
Joe: On my way. *disconnects* stupid jerk.
Mia: Who was that?
Joe: A disrespectful punk and also a member of the Nuccis.
Mia: That's another mob family?
Joe: Correct a mundo.
Mia: Hmmm.. which side are you on then?
Joe: I don't necessarily pick a side, i'm what you would call
freelance. I work for myself.
Mia: Atleast you're earning a paycheck.
Joe: It aint too bad of a job although it can get abit messy.
Mia: Messy as in?
Joe: Loose limbs blood and guts spilled are things you ought not
know about.
#Post#: 7862--------------------------------------------------
Re: Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: Gangstarr4 Date: January 10, 2013, 5:35 pm
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Chapter 1 was ehh a bit gay lol. But the story actually the best
thing you've done in months. Told you if you give SR a break you
would make something. By the way play SR2... SR3 just isn't for
you as far as stories .
This is bozo , whadd r ya homo ? *disconnects*
#Post#: 7863--------------------------------------------------
Re: Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: OGluke Date: January 10, 2013, 7:02 pm
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i'll strangle ya that make you laugh clown huh bozo well fuck
youse and next time bring an army pal!
If i go back to writing fiction it's not gonna be about
saintsrow the turd, i do wanna write more about johnny gat my
favorite saint fuck the rest of em dats my boy.
It'll be one of these days alice.. oh one of these days.
#Post#: 7864--------------------------------------------------
Re: Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: Gangstarr4 Date: January 10, 2013, 7:05 pm
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Rofl !
#Post#: 7877--------------------------------------------------
Re: Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: OGluke Date: January 11, 2013, 8:55 am
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Joe: Jesus, this is something fucking awful. I was too late in
saving them.
Mia: My stomach feels queasy *vomits* that was nasty.
Joe: Regurgitation is a natural familiarity in this line of
duty. Oh am i fucked up the wall with a hammer. Don Gitzarotti
is gonna hold me responsible for this blood bath, fuck getting
whacked i got no choice but to run.
Mia: But you're Mobster Joe. You can handle yourself against a
measly don.
Joe: Fact of the matter is i'm really just a beatnik mechanic
and these guys oh these fucking guys they're gonna feed me to a
meat grinder!
Mia: Well you could do what i do and try apologizing.
Joe: What the fuck fantasy world are you living in, there are no
apologies or do overs! One black mark and you're floating in the
Eastern River by tomorrow morning. I gotta get outta here, i
can't be seen with a little girl i'm in enough trouble as it is.
Mia: But we had a deal!
Joe: We did till shit turned an ugly shade. I'm sorry, really i
am. Nice knowing youse i gotta scram. *retreats*
Mia: Where is the honor in running away a coward? There is none
in this stupid creed of yours!
"Bumba clot! Where your soulja boys hiding in seek!?
Mia: Jamaicans. Great.
HTML http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUOr6zjoSFI
Jamaican: I see a bugger rustling in the bushes, BOOYAKAH! Pop
go the weasel!!!
Joe: Fucking nuts, i never stood a chance.
Jamaican: Be teaching you a lesson in manners next lass.
Mia: Don't shoot i'm innocent!
Jamaican: We'll decide the guilty party is! The mobstah cats out
here starting fires they can't extinguish, Rastaman gonna fuck
em good in the heart for their rudeness. 1K Blazers sanction
this hood for our brethren and are legalized in skulling the
fuckers outta Pavilion! Check out mah bling yah, i'm level seven
the highest in the authority food chain seen?
Mia: No i'm sorry but i don't understand your language.
Jamaican: In plain english then. I am the motherfucking boss,
Marston Sheen. You and your posse are intruding on my territory,
the penalty being death. If you have any last rites speak or
forever hold peace in babylon.
Mia: I really don't wanna die.
Marston: Permission denied.
#Post#: 7880--------------------------------------------------
Re: Mamma Mia: Lose yourself or die a tragedy
By: Wetbizket Date: January 11, 2013, 3:54 pm
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OG you made my day, I'm still pretty sick but this story made me
feel better for the moment. And Lol at that song, I was like
"What the heck?!" When this song started to play in Far Cry, it
tied together the mission lol, but I died countless times so I
had to listen to that song about 30 times! :P
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