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       One-Liners
       By: Admin Date: February 27, 2011, 4:42 pm
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       One-Liners
       -- When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a
       year and a half.
       -- I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of
       them get elected.
       -- The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has
       absolutely no trade-in value.
       -- I have learned there is little difference in husbands; you
       might as well keep the first.
       -- If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you
       tomatoes, make vegetable stew.
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