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By: Ferdinand Date: May 6, 2017, 9:27 pm
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This off-canon Pannel of my characater is dedicated to random
laboratory wanderings i get from actual real-life experiences in
a laboratory, wondering what would happen in certain scenarios
that in ruled practice are banned [s]Star Wars Cantina Band Tune
in the Background[/s]
"Today i am going to do an experiment that probably is the
craziest thing you've ever thought about; we're going to alter
the laws of reality by creating a portal by using only...two
white led lights and a glass square."
Speaking frontally to a camera transmitted by; whatever channel
that was in the famous Mobotropolis Cable TV, a mobian octopus
folded his tentacles behind his chest; wearing a white lab coat
he nodded and placed four tables subsequently.
Turning on the led flashlights one across the other and the
lights facing; placing the two crystal squares at the front of
each flashlight; he ran away and saw the lights of the rainbow
clasing between themselves.
Then after a few seconds all the colors mixed and started to
create a whirl that soon turned into a white hole.
A man dressed in black armor appeared; his mechanical breathing
mask made the synthethical breathing sounds as he turned around.
"Where is my peanut butter sandwich and my chocolate milkshake
with cinnamon dust."
A heavy scottish english accent sounded from the imposing man;
the man who was probably the emperor to all of the Galaxy was
soon mocked by the programmed laughs of the program around.
The figure looked around and found nearby the garbage a bitten
peanut butter sandwich; extending its arm and as if the air
literally just gave him the sandwich; the man stared at it. And
in less than a second the sandwich dissapeared.
"And there you have it my folks; a casual look at the awesome 'I
eat with my mask on' trick. Another strange physical phenomena
of our modern times, a literal way to not care about laws of
common sense."
"You look lame."
Darth Vader stated with his heavy scottish accent to the octopus
that sweat-dropped and just shrugged; and walked outside; not
before a can of cat poop (from the dimension of utter
randomness) fell on the top of the overlord's head; staining his
suit and his systems.
Breathing in and out; the odor soon was sensed.
A dramatical zoom was made towards the figure whom breathed
deeply and exhaled deeply; soon it turned into an erratical
pattern.
Normalizing once again after a while; the dark lord shrugged and
walked back to the white portal.
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