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Austin Video Sketch 12/04
By: bening97 Date: December 4, 2010, 5:20 pm
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This sketch is the literal manifestation of an argument where
the person becomes the insult that they’re called. There’s a new
one each time, but they build on each other as they go with the
remnants of the last insult hanging off the other person. As the
insults build, the each take form on the other person. As each
person stares at the other, a pop sound occurs indicating the
insult.
Setting: I envision this taking place at a park with the two
people sitting on either sides of the park bench. Each person is
distinctly across from the other and at a favorable, but still
interactive distance.
Possible insults:
Shit head – a person covered in chocolate sauce and other
mysterious brown substances
Man boobs – self explanatory
Whore – make one look like a coked up tranny with smeared make
up
Mother Fucker – an older woman with someone’s arm draped across
their shoulders, staring lustfully at the boy
Dick sucker – the boy is on his knees and wipes his mouth off as
a mysterious man zips up his fly
Cum dumpster – One is covered in a mysterious white fluid and is
sitting in a trash can
White trash – same idea of being in a trash can
Fat ass – stuff several pillows/padding in general as to elevate
the person
Ugly – Bag over someone’s face
Pussy – One looks in his pants and sees that there is nothing
there. Outrage ensues
The argument reaches a climax when a final straw is made and one
person make the other disappear, basically translating into: “I
wish you never existed.” First, the one still there feels the
jubilation in winning the argument, but he slowly realizes his
loneliness and regrets his decision. He sits for a while,
looking over at the empty seat with an expression of sad
disappointment, and then vague curiosity. He stares at the
bench, closing his eyes, concentrating with all his might. POP!
His friend reappears with a frightened astonishment, touching
himself and the bench to make sure its all real. The reappeared
friend looks over at the other, hands spread in questioning. The
friend who wished the other away hunches his shoulders with a
half apologetic half quizzical look. The friend with who had
just reappeared squints and POPS the other friend, and it starts
all over again.
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Re: Austin Video Sketch 12/04
By: barkinj Date: December 4, 2010, 6:52 pm
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We should do a video where all we do is run around trying to
find sam and then slap him really hard in the face. Especially
since he's not contributing to this blog
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