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Ugly is the new beauty
By: bening97 Date: May 17, 2011, 7:05 pm
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(Seated at the kitchen table, the two boys sit, downtrodden)
Man, why aren’t we famous yet?
I don’t understand, what are we doing wrong?
Ok, let's think about, what do all the stars have the we don't?
(collective) Hmmm
(sam is flipping aimlessly through a magazine. They both sit,
wracking their brains for answers as their hands smother their
faces in exasperation. Austin looks over at the magazine and his
eyes begin to wide).
THERE! RIGHT THERE! That’s what we need.
Calvin Klein’s fierce new fragrance?
NO! A photo shoot, dumby.
wha- why?
Look. All the famous people have pictures of them strutting
their stuff for the world to see. We need some sexy head shots
so people can know celebrity material.
Yeah, I guess... But who's gonna be our photographer?
(a very cheesy zoom out and a zoom into a picture of Stanley.
The camera swoops up and Stanley is snapping pictures away,
yelling things to the person in front of him. Sam sits on the
stool with a year book photo smile. Stanley swoops and hovers
around him.)
Too tradional. Too boring. Give me ugly. I want to see fat,
oozing. Ugly is the new beauty, baby.
No, no, no give me John Goodman on a bad day. You just ate 17
doughnuts and you crush your wife every time you have sex.
2.) you just drank a quart of ipecac
3.) killer bees are attacking your face, swat them away. They’re
not gonna take that pussy paddling, really swat them
4.) you’re an old lady and you just hit menopause. Sinility is
sinking in and you’ve just started to get hot flashes. That’s
right, rub those nipples.
5.) Your hand his possessed and its trying to attack your face,
struggle to get away. Oh no the hands winning. God your taking
an awful beating.
6.) Your having a seizure but the left side of your face is
numb. That’s it, really twitch for me.
add more!
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Re: Ugly is the new beauty
By: bening97 Date: May 18, 2011, 1:14 am
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Add more! also, feel free to change anything you feel necessary
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