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       Letters from grandma
       By: bening97 Date: April 21, 2011, 12:53 am
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       My grandma loves to send me little care packages every
       commercial holiday season. I always get them after each holiday
       is over though since then all the respective festive decoration
       move to clearance isle. In this latest package I received a
       message from grandma.
       Austin,
       My grnadparents (Mother’s parents) lived about 15 minutes north
       of where we live now. That was country then. They didn’t have
       electricity until the 1940’s – thus no toilets. They had
       outhouses. My grandparents had a two seater – in case of an
       emergency I guess.
       Toilet paper was not always available but there was always
       Sears Roebuck catalog on the shelf for reading or whatever.
       There were always a lot of pages missing.
       The story was the corn cobs were always available. They were
       free and biodegradable. They could be used in the fields too if
       an arose. We were told you get 2 red ones and 1 white one. You
       used a red one first. Then a white one to see if you needed the
       other red one.
       I’m sending you a sample. If you should try to use them, I
       would suggest you remove the last few corn kernels first.
       Love,
       G
       From you your experience in Costa Rice you can see their value.
       As I looked in the box, low and behold there were two red cobs
       and a white one with a few kernels still attached. I think it's
       be awesome if we did a dramatic reading of this letter over top
       a reenactment of being on the toilet, and realizing you have
       nothing but a corn cob to wipe with.
       
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       Re: Letters from grandma
       By: bening97 Date: April 21, 2011, 12:53 am
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       true to life, bitches
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