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Random sunday musings
By: bening97 Date: April 10, 2011, 4:57 pm
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Helloooooo erbody
After watching Titus, another anthony hopkins flick where he
cooks up his enemies and serves them up in a delicious meal, I
sat and thought about what a family dinner with cannibals would
be like. This maybe another over ambitious idea, but I think if
we throw in the entire Korda family, or at least alix and doris
we could pull it off.
charlie hinkens, a highschool freshman, has just invited his
friend chaz over for dinner. The Hinkens family seems perfectly
well adjusted, until they bring in the meal, dragging in a
bloody corpse and putting it on the table. Morgan, the older
sister, extracts a stringy piece of meat (just some sausage
link), and places them on Chaz's plate. Blood spattered across
her face from the first bite, mrs. hinkens motions for chaz to
try it some as he sits, petrified. hilarity will ensue.
There will be incredible casualness to the cannibalism. I also
imagine lots of blood. lots.
Another idea, not very new, but not explored, is Sam as the
coach and jack as the trainee. Jack doesn't make some sports
team whose identity will remain ambiguous. Sam is the has been
superstar, now janitor, who comes to jack in his time of need.
Sam will come out in a track suit and mustache (which he didn't
have before). Sam then makes awkward and trivial tasks to help
him preform: making him drink a smoothie too fast to harden
himself against brain freeze. other ideas of things he can do,
my creativity is waning. DAMN YOU ACADEMIA!
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