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Survival Guide
By: Pooface Date: March 14, 2011, 10:11 am
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So this guy on my hall is starting Wesleyan's first humor
magazine and he asked me to write something.
This is what I got. Give me some feedback soon, because it's due
next week.
Seriously, DO IT, DOUCHEBAG.
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Re: Survival Guide
By: bening97 Date: March 30, 2011, 3:04 pm
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this might be a little late, but get the fuck over it
The first two are great, but the second two are lacking on the
creativity of the first. Personally, i think this is a result of
the situation choice and not the actual survival tips. Try some
things from literature or mythology and explain the flawed
nature to the hero's approach.
Ideas:
Warding off seductive advances from a slutty, hooker werewolf
negotiating with cannibles - deciding which limbs are most
important and ones the cannibles would be willing to leave you
with.
fighting a troop of circus midgets
living inside of a whale a la pinocchio
how do deal with being unstuck in time
how to readjust to normal life after being raised by wolves
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Re: Survival Guide
By: Pooface Date: March 31, 2011, 9:54 am
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These are all great ideas for the second edition, whenever that
happens.
Also, why is the forum censoring us now?
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