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The Clyde Dickpunch Show
By: Pooface Date: January 31, 2011, 9:47 pm
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The show opens with the logo taking up most of the shot, and
behind it we can see the set in silhouette. The host is sitting
behind a desk, his head tilted back and chugging a bottle.
Announcer: It's the Clyde Dickpunch Show! Here's your host,
Clyyyyde Diiickpuuuuunch!
The lights come up and we see the bottle is a handle of whiskey.
Clyde finishes the bottle and slams it to the ground, shattering
it.
Clyde; What up, bitches? Welcome to my show. Our guest today is
some idiot. What do you want to talk about?
Cut to where someone is sitting on the couch next to Clyde. It
really doesn't matter who.
Guest: Well, I-
Clyde: Psssssshhhhhh, that's stupid. Hey, guess what,
prostitutes?
Audience gets slimed.
Clyde: OOOOHHHHHH, Y'ALL GOT SLIMED! Unh! Unh! UNNNHHHH! (Clyde
thrusts. A lot.)
That's the show, dicks! I'm outta here!
Clyde sings his theme music as the lights fade.
Announcer: Next week, on the Clyde Dickpunch show:
Guest on Clyde's couch: Well, I disagree. In my opinion-
Clyde: Physical challenge!
Guest: What?
Clyde pulls a bat out from under the desk and clocks the guest
upside the head.
Clyde: YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH.
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Re: The Clyde Dickpunch Show
By: bening97 Date: January 31, 2011, 10:05 pm
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LOVE.
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