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SPLENDA!!!
By: bening97 Date: December 24, 2010, 12:15 am
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for some reason, i really like the splenda sociopath, and I've
made it my goal to make so many disturbing splenda ads that they
have to notice us and will hire us forever and make us kings for
a day of artificial sugar land.
Ok, so there's a girl running through a snowy forest. I picture
the shots following her to do the whole bourne strobe light cuts
around her. The camera would look back over her shoulder and
there'd be a raggedy creature moving through the forest chasing
her. You'd hear a cackle in the background "You said you only
wanted my sugar (like sex/love/romance)" or "where's you're
sugar now, bitch" drawing from the last one. She stops in the
middle of the trees and screams, "who are you?" "Why are you
chasing me?", typical chase stuff. Then, while her back is turn,
sam jumps out, tackling her to the ground. Sam lies on top of
her, wrestles her hand to the ground, and whispers in her ear:
"you think this is snow? it's splenda, bitch" and then shoves
snow/splenda into her mouth while she gags and sputters and sam
cackles.
It could end there, but if we really want to be divisive, we do
end it a little differently. The girl wakes up in her bed in a
panic, and swabs the inside of her mouth with her finger while
looking under the covers. Obviously this was a dream. She goes
downstairs, makes herself some coffee. On the shelf there is a
sugar and splenda. She initially reaches for the sugar but then
is taken aback. A shot comes it her face, as if reminded of
something, thinks about it, and grabs the splenda. From an
outside window we see her pouring the splenda into her coffee.
The shot zooms out from the window, showing sam looking in and
smiling "that's right, bitch"
my dreams will be realized
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Re: SPLENDA!!!
By: barkinj Date: December 28, 2010, 11:30 am
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Love it.
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