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       cocktail
       By: duck caller Date: December 8, 2013, 10:24 am
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       A man walks into a cocktail lounge and approaches a reasonably
       attractive lady sitting by herself:
       "May I buy you a cocktail?"
       "No thank you," the lady replies, "alcohol is bad for my legs."
       "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
       "No, they spread
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