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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Flatliner Date: November 28, 2013, 5:38 am
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Before he goes to sleep, the bogeyman checks under his bed for
Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Stewartyg Date: November 28, 2013, 8:16 am
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Chuck Norris once ran on a treadmill - the treadmill couldn't
keep up!
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: babbyc1000 Date: November 28, 2013, 10:16 am
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Chuck Norris doesn't fight you, he permits you to lose.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Turk144 Date: November 28, 2013, 10:53 am
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is
chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic ;)
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Stewartyg Date: November 28, 2013, 2:53 pm
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What's the last thing that goes thru your head when fighting
chuck Norris - chuck Norris's fist!
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Turk144 Date: November 28, 2013, 3:17 pm
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't
nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Flatliner Date: November 28, 2013, 6:53 pm
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Never use Chuck Norris bog roll.......................... It's
rough, tough and takes no shit.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Stewartyg Date: November 29, 2013, 3:05 am
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Some magicians can walk on water-chuck Norris can swim thru
land!
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Flatliner Date: November 29, 2013, 5:30 am
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Chuck Norris once appeared on stage at a heavy metal concert and
bit the head off Ozzy Osbourne.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: babbyc1000 Date: November 29, 2013, 7:08 am
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Chuck Norris can walk into KFC and ask for a Big Mac... And gets
it!
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