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Chuck Norris
By: Stewartyg Date: November 25, 2013, 2:37 am
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Adrian-ni Date: November 26, 2013, 10:45 am
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I taught chuck everything he knows.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: babbyc1000 Date: November 26, 2013, 11:05 am
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Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 50 people. Then it
exploded.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: babbyc1000 Date: November 26, 2013, 11:09 am
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It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls
in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a
cardboard box.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: babbyc1000 Date: November 26, 2013, 11:11 am
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Stewartyg Date: November 26, 2013, 4:04 pm
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator
vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay five pounds to see a movie fourteen seconds
long.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Flatliner Date: November 26, 2013, 5:58 pm
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They wanted Chuck Noris to star in 24, but they didn't know what
to do with the other 23 hours and 55 minutes.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Flatliner Date: November 26, 2013, 6:05 pm
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and then shat
out oragami swans and Mr Miagi from the Karate Kid.
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Stewartyg Date: November 26, 2013, 6:16 pm
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There used to be a street named after chuck Norris but they
changed it-no one crosses chuck Norris and lives!!
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Re: Chuck Norris
By: Flatliner Date: November 26, 2013, 6:27 pm
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Chuck Norris' prostate is used to examine doctors' fingers.
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