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       super hero's 
       By: semiauto Date: November 19, 2013, 9:15 am
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       Superman was feeling horny and asked his superhero friends where
       he could get some action. Everyone agreed wonder woman was the
       best shag. "but she and I are friends, I can't take advantage of
       her," said superman...10 mins later he's flying low over the
       city and sees wonder woman lying naked in a field with her legs
       apart and thinks, 'im faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in
       and out before she knows I'm here.' So with a sonic boom and a
       blur he's down, in and gone. Wonder woman stares at the sky and
       says "what the fuck was that?"... Don't know says the invisible
       man, but my fucking arse is killing me!"
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