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authority figure
By: semiauto Date: November 19, 2013, 4:05 am
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A couple of AFP officers stopped at a property west of Canberra
and talked to an old Aboriginal standing on the road. He told
the old Aboriginal, "Morning sir, I need to inspect this land
for illegally grown drugs."
The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field
over there...", as he nodded his head towards the location.
The AFP officer verbally exploded & said, "Look sir, I have the
authority of the federal government with me!". Reaching into his
rear back pocket, the AFP officer removed his badge & proudly
displayed it to the old Aboriginal. "See this badge?! This badge
means I can go wherever I want, whenever I
want................on any land! No questions asked, no answers
given! Do you understand mate?"
The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business.
Moments later he heard loud - fearful screams; he looked up &
saw the AFP officer running for his life, being chased by a
large Bull. With every step the Bull was gaining ground on the
officer & it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before
he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old
Aboriginal threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the
fence & yelled at the top of his lungs...... "YOUR BADGE! SHOW
HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!"
#Post#: 19423--------------------------------------------------
Re: authority figure
By: brendy73 Date: November 19, 2013, 5:09 am
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very good ;D
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