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Oul Geordie
By: skabo1 Date: November 17, 2013, 2:15 pm
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I remember posting this on a UK wide message board, they
couldn't understand it, hope I have more luck here.
Oul Geordie, An aging farmer who seldom strayed far from home
began thinking it might be nice to get a bit of female company
so he put an advert in the local rag which went something
like.... Farmer with Massey Ferguson tractor seeks lady friend
with hay baler, please send picture of hay baler.
Against all odds he got a reply from Maggie and he duly made
arrangements to meet and get to know each other. He hosed the
guano off the wheels of the tractor, wiped off the mudguard and
picked her up at her place. she climbed up and sat on the now
gleaming mudguard, and off they headed into the country for a
spin. They chatted as best they could above the noise of the
engine, Geordie having to cock his head to hear. The further
they traveled the hornier he got and as he turned his head to
hear he was getting a better and better view up her thighs. He
could stand it no longer and pulled over. He suggested they go
for a dander over the field, he wanted to loosen his load if you
know what I mean.
He found a bit of fence that had one of those wooden structures
that let you climb over, he went first and offered his hand to
help Maggie but she had already thrown her leg over and had put
her underwear and very obvious charms on view and oul Geordie
gripped by an uncontrollable urge, fired by many years of sexual
abstinence, had the silly fellow out and launched it toward
Maggie's crotch, he missed and trust the round lad into a knot
hole in the wood and proceeded to hump like never before.
"You're in the style!" says Maggie
"Aye! and I'm the boy can do it!!" he proudly announced.
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Re: Oul Geordie
By: semiauto Date: November 17, 2013, 2:22 pm
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like it lol
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Re: Oul Geordie
By: Flatliner Date: November 17, 2013, 3:40 pm
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Good one. :D
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