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       weighin it up !
       By: semiauto Date: November 8, 2013, 10:31 am
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       A husband walks out from the bathroom in the morning bursting
       with pride with the size of the dump he has just had. "Go and
       have a look of the size of that turd I have just done" he says
       to his wife. "No way, I don't want to look at that, it's stinks
       in there" "Please just go in and have a quick look, it's a good
       two pounder" he says.After several minutes of pleading with his
       wife she agrees to have a look. She dashes in pinching her nose
       for the smell & runs back out saying "there's nothing there, you
       must have flushed it away" "No, no" he says "it's on the fuckin
       scales"
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       Re: weighin it up !
       By: jimbo Date: November 10, 2013, 2:30 am
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