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       just married 
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: November 6, 2013, 2:33 pm
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       A newly-wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The
       husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on
       the town and party with his old buddies ..
       So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
       'Where are you going, honey bunch?' asked the wife.
       'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
       The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
       She went and opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him
       25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries:
       Germany , Holland , Japan , India ,etc.
       The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he
       could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...but at the
       bar......you know...they have frozen glasses.....'
       He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
       interrupted him by saying,
       'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
       She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she
       was getting chills just holding it.
       The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but
       at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really
       delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise.
       OK?'
       You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and
       took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings,
       pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
       'But my sweet honey... At the bar... You know....there's
       swearing, dirty words and all that...'
       'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your fucking beer in your
       Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherfucking snacks, because
       you are Married now, and you aren't fucking going anywhere! Got
       it, Arsehole?'
       So he stayed home..............
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