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       smart ass 
       By: semiauto Date: November 4, 2013, 11:22 am
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       Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not
       have?"
       The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
       Harry replied: "Pockets."
       Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
       Harry: "Pants."
       The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
       Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
       sticky?"
       The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop
       the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
       Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does
       sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
       Harry: "Shake hands."
       The principal was trembling.
       Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
       means a lot of heat and excitement?"
       Harry: "Firetruck."
       The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
       teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six
       questions wrong... "
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