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       Northern Irish Humour
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: October 31, 2013, 1:33 pm
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       Northern Irish Humour
       Orange Wednesdays: bringing people together... except in
       Belfast.
       People often say that living in Belfast is like living in
       Afghanistan. That's not true. Afghanistan is sunny.
       Police in Londonderry have said that a car bomb discovered on
       Monday could have seriously maimed or injured people. Next they
       will be telling us how a boiled kettle can seriously aid making
       a cup of tea.
       I've come up with a way to unite the Catholics and Protestants
       in Northern Ireland. Send over a million Muslims.
       Seamus O Brien had been hailed the most intelligent Irish man
       for three years running. He had topped such shows as Larry
       Gogans 'Just a Minute Quiz' and 'Quicksilver' (before Bunny
       Carrs demise). It was suggested by the Irish Mensa board that he
       should enter into the English Mastermind Championships. He Did,
       and won a place. On they evening of the competition, Seamus
       enters from the crowd and placed himself on the Leather Seat and
       made himself comfortable. The lights dimmed and a spot light
       pointed at his face.
       Magnus said "Seamus, What Subject are you studying?." Seamus
       responded, "Irish History". Very well said Magnus, Your first
       Question,
       "In what year did the 'Easter Rising take Place?'
       Seamus responds .."Pass"
       OK said Magnus, "Who was the Leader of the Easter Rising?",
       Seamus Responds .."Pass"
       OK said Magnus, How long did the Easter Rising Last?"
       Seamus Responds.. "Pass"
       Instantly, a voice shout from the Crowd, "Good Man
       Seamus....Tell the English Nothing...."
       An English MP was addressing a crowd in Belfast. He stated to
       the masses "I was born an Englishman, I've lived an Englishman,
       and by God I shall die an Englishman!" Then, from the back of
       the crowd, a voice yelled "Shite man, have ye no ambition?"
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