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       Happy Halloween
       By: semiauto Date: October 30, 2013, 9:12 am
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       Cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices
       that the
       VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
       She asks him why he is staring.
       He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to
       offend you"
       She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old
       as I am
       and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
       and
       hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
       could
       say or ask that I would find offensive."
       "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
       She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1,
       you
       have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
       The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
       Catholic!
       "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
       The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
       hooker blush.
       But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
       crying.
       "My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
       "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm
       married
       and I'm Jewish."
       The nun says, "That's OK. My name is davy and I'm going to a
       Halloween party."   :o :o :o
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