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        education and a pencil
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: October 27, 2013, 9:49 am
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       Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School .
       Usually she slept through the class.
       One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was
       sleeping.
       'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
       When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting
       behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
       'God Almighty!' shouted Susie.
       The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class..
       A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and
       Savior?'
       But Susie didn't stir from her slumber.
       Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
       'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie.
       And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back
       asleep..
       The Nun asked her a third question...'What did Eve say to Adam
       after she had her twenty-third child?'
       Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and
       shouted,
       'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it
       in Half!'
       The nun fainted !
       #Post#: 17455--------------------------------------------------
       Re:  education and a pencil
   DIR By: brendy73
       Date: October 27, 2013, 10:04 am
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