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       ooooops 
       By: semiauto Date: October 27, 2013, 9:47 am
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       A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of
       his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on
       his mailbox.
       
       While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment
       next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at
       the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As
       they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she
       had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to
       maintain eye contact.
       
       After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
       'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.' He followed
       her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against
       it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
       
       Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best
       feature?' Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's
       got to be your ears.' Astounded, and a little hurt she asked,
       'My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and
       100% natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid.
       I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish
       anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my
       ears?'
       
       Clearing his throat, he stammered... 'Outside, when you said you
       heard someone coming... that was me.'
       #Post#: 17459--------------------------------------------------
       Re: ooooops 
       By: brendy73 Date: October 27, 2013, 10:14 am
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       lol
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       Re: ooooops 
       By: semiauto Date: October 28, 2013, 12:06 pm
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       ;)
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       Re: ooooops 
       By: GEOFF.223 Date: October 28, 2013, 7:20 pm
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       Hate wen that happens
       #Post#: 17622--------------------------------------------------
       Re: ooooops 
       By: HairyHarvey Date: October 29, 2013, 1:28 pm
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       Can admit to having a few accidental discharges in the past and
       may have some in the future no matter how hard I try. As long as
       its pointed in a safe direction there is usually no harm done.
       :o
       #Post#: 18196--------------------------------------------------
       Re: ooooops 
       By: jimbo Date: November 4, 2013, 4:46 pm
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       :D
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