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       take note 
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: October 27, 2013, 9:34 am
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       Golf Club Sign
       
       Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:
       
       1. BACK STRAIGHT,
       2 KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
       3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
       4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
       5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
       6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
       7 IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
       8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
       9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
       10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
       WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF
       
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       Did I read that sign right?
       In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
       In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL
       YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
       In a London department store:
       BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
       In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER
       YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
       In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND
       STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
       Outside a second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES,
       WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A
       WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
       Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
       Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
       Seen during a conference:  FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND
       DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
       
       Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS
       THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
       On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK
       HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK).
       #Post#: 17478--------------------------------------------------
       Re: take note 
   DIR By: brendy73
       Date: October 27, 2013, 12:54 pm
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       very good
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