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       the good old postie 
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: October 26, 2013, 6:44 am
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       It was the postman's last day on the job after 35 years.
       When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted
       by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on
       his way with a big gift envelope.
       At the second house, they presented him with a box of Cuban
       cigars.
       The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
       fishing lures.
       At the fourth house, he was greeted at the door by a beautiful
       blonde woman in a revealing night gown. She took him by the
       hand, gently led him through the door, and led him upstairs and
       blew his mind with the best sex he's ever had.
       When that was over, she led him downstairs, where she cooked him
       a full fry-up breakfast and a glass of freshly squeezed orange
       juice.
       When he finished his breakfast she poured him a cup if coffee,
       where he noticed a fiver sticking out from underneath the cup.
       "all this was wonderful I thank you very much" he said "but
       what's the fiver for?"
       "well," she said "last night, I told my husband that today was
       your last day, and that we should do something special for you.
       I asked him what to give you. He said, screw him, give him a
       fiver."
       The lady smiled and said, "the breakfast was my idea."   ;D
       #Post#: 17396--------------------------------------------------
       Re: the good old postie 
   DIR By: Adrian-ni
       Date: October 26, 2013, 12:18 pm
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       Haha cracker  ;D
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       Re: the good old postie 
   DIR By: brendy73
       Date: October 26, 2013, 12:38 pm
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       very good  ;D ;D
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