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       never trust anyone 
       By: semiauto Date: October 26, 2013, 3:53 am
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       A man gets onto a city bus and sees an attractive nun. Wanting
       to have sex with her, he goes up and asks, "Will you have sex
       with me?"
       "Of course not!" the nun said, and got off the bus.
       Before the depressed man left the bus, the bus driver stops him
       and says, "I know how you can screw her: On Sundays, she prays
       at the local cemetery. While she is praying, dress as God and
       she'll have sex with you. Put on a mask, robes, and a lot of
       glitter."
       That Sunday, the man takes the advice, gets into the costume and
       hides behind a gravestone. Shortly, the nun appears and prays.
       The man pops out from the gravestone and declares, "I am God,
       and I command you to have sex with me."
       The nun replies, "Sure, but only if we have anal sex."
       So they have anal sex.
       After sex the man rips off his mask and laughs, I'm not God! I'm
       that man from the bus! Haha!"
       Immediately the nun rips off her mask and says "Ha! I'm the bus
       driver!"
       #Post#: 18675--------------------------------------------------
       Re: never trust anyone 
       By: jimbo Date: November 10, 2013, 2:31 am
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