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blondes
DIR By: semiauto
Date: October 15, 2013, 12:36 pm
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Blonde: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Priest: what happened?
Blonde: I called a man a son of a bitch.
Priest: why did you do that?
Blonde: he kissed my neck.
Priest: like this?
He leans in and kisses her neck.
Blonde: yes just like that.
Priest: that's no reason to call him a S.O.B.
Blonde: but father he felt my breast!
Priest: like this?
He leaned over and felt her breasts.
Blonde: yes just like that!
Priest: that's no reason to call him a S.O.B.
Blonde: but father! He had his way with me!
Priest: like this?
Blonde: oh yes! Just like that!
Priest: that's no reason to call him a S.O.B.
Blonde: BUT FATHER! HE GAVE ME A.I.D.S.!!
Priest: SON OF A BITCH!!!
#Post#: 16515--------------------------------------------------
Re: blondes
DIR By: duck caller
Date: October 15, 2013, 1:03 pm
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thats a cracker
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