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what what
DIR By: slug-shooter
Date: October 13, 2013, 12:03 pm
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A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she
wanted
hervaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and
floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a
secret
andthe surgeon
agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3
rosescarefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I
asked
younot to tell anyone about my operation!'
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for
confidentialityand
that the first rose was from him:
'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'
The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery
andunderstood because she had had the same procedure done some
time
ago.'
'And what about the third rose?' she asked.
'That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to
thank
youfor his new ears'.
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Re: what what
DIR By: brendy73
Date: October 13, 2013, 3:15 pm
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lol
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Re: what what
DIR By: Snap
Date: October 13, 2013, 3:35 pm
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:D
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Re: what what
DIR By: jimbo
Date: October 20, 2013, 2:13 am
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llf !!!
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