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        Wee Johnnys at it again 
   DIR By: duck caller
       Date: October 11, 2013, 1:51 pm
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       Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly
       letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she
       insisted on knowing why he exhibited such offensive behavior,
       Little Johnny said, "I do it because I can do it better than
       anybody, and I'm very proud of that fact."
       The teacher says, "If I show you I can do it better than you,
       will you stop?"
       Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper
       on the floor with identical piles of chalk dust on each one.
       Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but
       a tiny little speck of dust off the paper. The teacher dropped
       her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted but when
       she was done, there wasn't a trace of chalk dust left on the
       paper.
       Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again.
       She was willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked
       up underneath her skirt.
       "No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a
       Double-Barrel!"
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       Re:  Wee Johnnys at it again 
   DIR By: jimbo
       Date: October 20, 2013, 2:15 am
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       :D  :D brilliant mate !
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       Re:  Wee Johnnys at it again 
   DIR By: brendy73
       Date: October 20, 2013, 2:36 pm
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       lol
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