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just home
DIR By: semiauto
Date: October 11, 2013, 3:18 am
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A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair,
turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer
before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer!
It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna
start any second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here,
flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then
expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realise that
I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's started."
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Re: just home
DIR By: duck caller
Date: October 11, 2013, 3:39 am
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reminds me of home lol
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Re: just home
DIR By: brendy73
Date: October 13, 2013, 3:31 pm
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lol
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