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       women ! 
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: October 10, 2013, 2:06 am
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       One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
       suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.
       He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much
       for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
       The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir?
       We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
       Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina
       Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie
       for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95″.
       The amazed father asks: “It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
       $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
       The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
       “Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s
       Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and
       a key chain made with Ken’s balls.
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