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Surgical Reports
DIR By: duck caller
Date: October 6, 2013, 2:54 pm
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Surgical Reports
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patient to operate on.
The first surgeon, from Newcastle, says, 'I like to see
accountants on my operating table because when you open them up,
everything inside is numbered.'
The second, from Derby, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Stoke, says, 'No, I really think
librarians are the best, everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Oxford chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers...Those guys always understand when you
have a few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from London , shut them all up when he
observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and
no spine... Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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Re: Surgical Reports
DIR By: semiauto
Date: October 6, 2013, 2:56 pm
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:D :D :D
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Re: Surgical Reports
DIR By: brendy73
Date: October 6, 2013, 5:00 pm
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