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       takin the pis 
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: October 6, 2013, 1:47 pm
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       One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,
       he
       asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept
       money
       from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
       The florist was pleased and left the shop.
       When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there
       was a
       'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
       Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay
       his bill,
       the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
       doing
       community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
       shop.
       The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a
       'thank
       you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
       Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he
       went to
       pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money
       from
       you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of
       Parliament
       was very happy and left the shop.
       The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a
       dozen
       Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
       And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference
       between
       the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
       #Post#: 16067--------------------------------------------------
       Re: takin the pis 
   DIR By: duck caller
       Date: October 6, 2013, 2:37 pm
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       lol
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