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Wedding dress
DIR By: duck caller
Date: October 6, 2013, 12:48 pm
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A woman getting married for the 5th time, goes to a bridal shop
and asks for a white dress.
"you can't wear white" says the sales clerk, "you've been
married 4 times already."
"of course I can, im almost a virgin." says the bride.
"impossible" says the clerk
"unfortunately not," the bride explained.
"my first husband was a psychologist, all he wanted to do was
talk about it."
"my second husband was a gynecologist, all he wanted to do was
look at it."
"my third husband was an artist he just wanted to paint it."
"my last husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him!!"
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Re: Wedding dress
DIR By: semiauto
Date: October 6, 2013, 12:56 pm
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lmao first class -- get it - stamp - first class ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wedding dress
DIR By: brendy73
Date: October 6, 2013, 5:01 pm
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:P :P :P lol
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