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       Johnny
   DIR By: duck caller
       Date: October 6, 2013, 5:45 am
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       Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
       But she belonged to someone else...
       One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
       her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me
       have sex with you. But the girl said NO.
       Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
       the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
       time you pick it up. "
       She thought for a moment and said that she would have
       to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
       boyfriend and told him the story.
       Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the
       money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
       Pants down."
       So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
       goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
       girlfriend to call.
       Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
       asks what happened.
       She responded, "The bastard used coins!"
       Management lesson:
       Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before
       agreeing to it or risk getting screwed an uncountable times!
       #Post#: 16046--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Johnny
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: October 6, 2013, 10:00 am
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       lol  :D
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       Re: Johnny
   DIR By: brendy73
       Date: October 6, 2013, 5:02 pm
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       ;D
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