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       Little Lucy
   DIR By: duck caller
       Date: October 4, 2013, 3:25 am
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       Little Lucy went into the garden and saw her cat whiskers lying
       on its back, eyes shut and legs in the air. She fetched her dad
       to see the cat.
       "im afraid whiskers is dead, Lucy" said her dad.
       Lucy asks "so why are his legs sticking up in the air daddy?"
       the father replies "his legs are pointing in the air do it will
       be easier for Jesus to float down and take him to heaven."
       Two days later Lucy has a tear in her eyes her father asks what
       was wrong "mommy almost died this morning." replied Lucy "oh my
       god! What happened?" asked the father
       "well, mumbled Lucy, soon after you left for work this morning I
       saw mommy lying on the floor with her legs in the air and she
       was shouting oh Jesus!!! I'm coming, I'm coming!!! If it wasn't
       for the milkman holding her down she would have gone."
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       Re: Little Lucy
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: October 4, 2013, 3:41 am
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       good old milk men   ;D
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