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       Brakes
   DIR By: duck caller
       Date: October 3, 2013, 1:08 pm
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       A trucker drives his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill
       and starts down the other side when he notices a man and a woman
       making love in the center of the road. He blows his horn several
       times, but they don't budge. He slams on his brakes and stops
       just inches from them.
       Getting out of the cab, madder than hell, the trucker walks to
       the couple, still in the road, and yells, "What the hell's the
       matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You
       could've been killed!"
       The man on the highway looks up and says, "Look, I was coming,
       she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with
       brakes."
       #Post#: 15907--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Brakes
   DIR By: whinditch
       Date: October 3, 2013, 2:53 pm
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       belter  ;D
       #Post#: 15924--------------------------------------------------
       Re: Brakes
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: October 4, 2013, 3:44 am
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       :)
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