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       rude joke
   DIR By: jimbo
       Date: October 1, 2013, 8:47 pm
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       A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when
       a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in
       the stomach.
       Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the
       bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth
       to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
       All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the
       room in tears. 'What's wrong?' asked the mother. 'I was taking a
       tinkle and this bullet came out,' replied the daughter.
       The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16
       years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into
       the room in tears.
       'Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out.'Again the
       mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
       years ago.
       A week later her son walked into the room in tears. 'It's okay'
       said the Mom, 'I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle
       and a bullet came out.' 'No,' said the boy, 'I was having a
       wank, and I shot the dog.'
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       Re: rude joke
   DIR By: duck caller
       Date: October 2, 2013, 3:21 am
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       good one lol
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