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Escaped prisoner
DIR By: duck caller
Date: October 1, 2013, 3:12 pm
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15
years
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in
bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the
convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a
woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist,
don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter
how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love
you!”
She responds: “He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked
if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be
strong honey. I love you, too.”
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Re: Escaped prisoner
DIR By: brendy73
Date: October 1, 2013, 4:01 pm
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very good
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Re: Escaped prisoner
DIR By: semiauto
Date: October 1, 2013, 4:06 pm
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good'n lol
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