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       feckin women 
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: September 30, 2013, 4:50 am
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       So a Garda says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
       The driver says, 'Holy Jesus Guard, I had it on cruise control
       at 60,
       perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating!.'
       Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be
       silly
       dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
       As the Garda writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his
       wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for
       once?'
       The wife smiles demurely and says! 'You should be thankful your
       radar detector went off when it did.'
       As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar
       detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through
       clenched teeth, 'Fook it woman, can't you shut the fook up?'
       The Garda frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing
       your seat belt sir. That's an automatic €75 fine."
       The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see Guard, I had it on, but
       took
       it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license
       out of
       my back pocket.'
       The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't
       have
       your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're
       driving.', and as the Garda is writing out the third ticket the
       driver
       turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T You shut the fook up you
       absolute bitch??'
       The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband
       always talk to you this way?'
       "Only when he's feckin drunk." :o
       #Post#: 15749--------------------------------------------------
       Re: feckin women 
   DIR By: Balian
       Date: September 30, 2013, 6:09 am
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       Haha very good  ;D
       #Post#: 15754--------------------------------------------------
       Re: feckin women 
   DIR By: brendy73
       Date: September 30, 2013, 6:58 am
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       lol
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