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       Joke
   DIR By: Lee
       Date: September 28, 2013, 5:39 am
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       A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going
       into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder.
       He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly
       woman.
       "Screw me or climb the ladder to success," she said.
       No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the
       next cloud. On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, slightly
       easier on the eye.
       "Screw me hard, or climb the ladder to success," she said.
       "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on. "On the next
       cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was
       actually quite desirable.
       "Screw me now or climb the ladder to success" she said.
       As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought
       to himself that this was getting better the further he went. On
       the next cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the
       lot.
       "Love me hard and long or climb the ladder to success" she
       flirted.
       Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling
       man, he decided to climb again. When he reached the next cloud,
       there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit hair showing, flies
       buzzing around his head.
       "Who are you?" the man asked.
       "Hello," the ugly fat man said. "My name's Cess!"
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       Re: Joke
   DIR By: whinditch
       Date: September 28, 2013, 6:14 am
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       LOL  :D :D
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       Re: Joke
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: September 28, 2013, 9:58 am
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       goodin lol
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