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pills
DIR By: semiauto
Date: September 13, 2013, 11:27 am
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A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a
traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
"Looking at your resume, I can see that you're more than
qualified", says the interviewer. "Unfortunately, we can't have
our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can't hire
you", adds the interviewer.
"But wait", says the man. "If I take two aspirin, I stop
winking".
"Then show me", replies the interviewer.
So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of
condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colors before
finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and
immediately stops winking.
"It's great. You stopped winking", says the interviewer, "but we
can't have our salesmen womanizing all over the country".
"What do you mean?", asks the man. "I'm happily married".
"How do you explain all the condoms?" asks the interviewer.
"Oh, that", sighs the man. "Have you ever walked into a
pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
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Re: pills
DIR By: Lee
Date: September 13, 2013, 11:44 am
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Lol very good
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Re: pills
DIR By: Balian
Date: September 13, 2013, 3:22 pm
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Haha took me a minute to get that one ;D
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Re: pills
DIR By: Stewartyg
Date: September 13, 2013, 4:00 pm
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Ha that's a good one!!
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