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A Scottish lad
DIR By: Stewartyg
Date: August 28, 2013, 4:56 am
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A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall,
holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes
they sat silently. Finally the girl looked at the boy and said,
"A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee
kiss." The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly
on the cheek. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze
out over the loch. Minutes passed and the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time for a wee
cuddle." The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for
a few seconds. Then he blushed. And the two turned once again to
gaze out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another
penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put
my hand on your leg." The girl blushed, then took his hand and
put it on her knee. Then he blushed. Then the two turned once
again to gaze out over the loch before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well, noo," he
said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding. The girl looked away in shyness,
began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate
request. Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid
me the first three pennies?"
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Re: A Scottish lad
DIR By: semiauto
Date: August 28, 2013, 4:59 am
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lol
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Re: A Scottish lad
DIR By: foxyloxy
Date: August 28, 2013, 6:39 am
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very good.
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Re: A Scottish lad
DIR By: Lee
Date: August 28, 2013, 6:45 am
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Lol
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Re: A Scottish lad
DIR By: Adrian-ni
Date: August 28, 2013, 8:23 am
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Haha sounds like brendy? Wanting every penny he could get lol.
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Re: A Scottish lad
DIR By: semiauto
Date: August 28, 2013, 10:21 am
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ah ffs just because he squeaks when walks and his wallet's
seized closed doesn't mean he's tight ::)
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Re: A Scottish lad
DIR By: duck caller
Date: August 28, 2013, 10:58 am
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hes that tight he wakes up at night to make sure hes not losing
any sleep
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Re: A Scottish lad
DIR By: Adrian-ni
Date: August 28, 2013, 4:54 pm
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Haha that man gets a while touch, isit deserved?
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Re: A Scottish lad
DIR By: semiauto
Date: August 28, 2013, 8:07 pm
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damm right he does :D :D :D it's been said he's tighter than
two coats of paint ;D
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Re: A Scottish lad
DIR By: jimbo
Date: September 1, 2013, 4:43 am
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hahaha ffs ;D
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