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       scouser's 
   DIR By: semiauto
       Date: August 16, 2013, 8:38 am
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       > "The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."
       >
       > This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take
       advantage of the
       > British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ
       some
       > Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought
       about by
       > a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth
       were able to
       > remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper
       equipment,
       > whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds
       with
       > millions of pounds worth of high tech gear.
       >
       > It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari
       management
       > team as most races are won or lost in the pits, giving Ferrari
       an
       > advantage over every other team.
       >
       > However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!
       >
       > At the crew's first practice session, not only was the scouse
       pit crew
       > able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within
       12
       > seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to
       the Mclaren
       > team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of
       Lewis
       > Hamilton's bird in the shower  ;D
       #Post#: 13062--------------------------------------------------
       Re: scouser's 
   DIR By: Lee
       Date: August 16, 2013, 9:15 am
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       Lol
       #Post#: 13068--------------------------------------------------
       Re: scouser's 
   DIR By: brendy73
       Date: August 16, 2013, 2:37 pm
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       very good lol
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